Cat lover.

Today

him: why cant i just say F*** DATING HUMANS and just marry my cat..?

me: Because the sex would be unenjoyable.

him: at least i wont have to put up with redundant ass conversations.....

me: But again: unenjoyable sex. Plus, there's something about licking oneself repeatedly that should bother you.

him: * sigh * im still gonna consider it...

*** is offline.

Bwahahaha.