Everyone.Nose.(Remix).

This came out a while ago...but it's still pretty awesome.

Re-post: Things I would break up with guys over.

This is a re-post from:

thisrecording.com

^^^the article

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Things I would break up with boys over:

Breathing loudly while eating

Bringing me to a party and ignoring me for a few hours

Telling me many women thought he was gay

Self-explanatory.

Being bad at sex and/or a subpar kisser

Embarrassing myself in front of them

Telling me to put something down in a louder-than-normal voice

If you’re yelling at me over putting down a bag of fast food on your coffee table because you haven’t eaten in t-minus 2 hours, you can safely assume you will not be taking off this incredibly cute summer dress that I’m wearing.

Being a Republican and/or conservative

I don’t like to take sides, but if you don’t believe in universal health care I just cannot bring myself to sleep with you.

Texting me “hey” and/or “hey what’s up”

You can do better than this. And if you can’t, there isn’t a girl in the world who wants to know you. It should be noted that texting “What are you doing right now?” or “How is your day going so far, holmes?” is perfectly acceptable.

• A bad smell. Any bad smell.
• Sucking at grammar, colloquialisms or idioms.
• Wearing socks during sex.
• Bad shoes. Short pants. Either or.
• Using a Bluetooth headset.
• Acting weird about things that aren’t weird and other versions of trying to be cool.
• Trying to be “wacky”
• Having bad facial hair.
• Saying monogamy is boring and other obvious statements that make me think you might have an STI.
• Telling me you don’t like my haircut. For reals. I will cut a bitch.
• Trying weird sexual stuff without ASKING first.
• Judging me for indulging in pop culture (this includes top 40, house music, blockbuster movies, vampire tv shows, reality tv, perezhilton.com and anything else I didn’t mention but is occasionally awesome).
• Asking to have a threesome. Do you know what I hear when you ask this? “I would like to fuck another girl, have you watch and you be okay with it. Can we arrange that?”
• Owning a cat. That is ONLY yours and that you bought yourself.
• Spooning me like a girl. I mean fuck, if our toes are touching, you’re doing it wrong.
• Buying me useless things.
• Being too old for me and trying to compensate by acting younger. Being too old for me on its own is okay though.
• Being good friends with a bunch of bitchy girls. You know they are, and I don’t even want to get into it.
• Not liking to cuddle. What are you, a sociopath?
• Baldness. I’m really sorry about this one. But I’m really not.
• Getting mad at me when I can’t figure something out. If we’re going to be together, you’re going to need to exercise your patience bone while I try to figure out how to get out of the fucking corner with my gun pointed towards the ceiling in Call of Duty.
• Only caring about sex or not caring about sex at all. This is perhaps more troubling, and makes me very suspicious.

I’m actually totally okay with living a solitary existence. Can’t wait.

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I am pretty much in agreement with all of these, especially the ones in bold.... but to add a few to the list:

(please note that this picture is 100% irrelevant to this post, but was put here to break up the monotony of words and letters that may be too much for you to handle. So, it's like a public service...in jpeg form...)

Major turn-offs...

- having secret children that you've neglected to inform me about

- having children (I can get in, but I still get carded....I'm just not prepared to handle knowing the amount of responsibility you have to handle) (notice children is plural, but I imagine I would remain as skeptical with one...)

- having more pictures of yourself on facebook than Tom has friends on myspace (you go out that much? when do you sleep, when do you read?)

- having too many friends on facebook (I really promise that unless you're a celebrity, a dj, professional photographer, or you OWN something (as in a business) there is really no way for you to know 1,914 people. really.)

- only speaking in "anime" references (sorry I don't have time to watch 153 episodes of a show from Japan at least 10 years old. I tried. I failed. The end.)

- liking the eskimo rubbing nose thing in place of kissing (I don't care what ANYONE says, this is weird and it creeps me out)

- believing Kanye West's Stronger was an original song (he sampled Daft Punk, and if you love Kanye too much to see that, well then... and for the record, I have and like all of Kanye's albums except 808's and Heartbreak- it was just too weird.)

- not understanding my weird liking for office supplies. I like to write; this tends to happen in offices or with tools that can be found in offices. It makes sense, right.....RIGHT?

What are some of your major turn-offs?????

So.

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Bored.

So bored that I've decided to turn this summer into the cocoon of my butterfly of super-genius-ness. Yep, that's right, I've decided to teach myself about computers and become C+ or C++ certified or whatever...and I want to get all up in those Adobe certifications too. You know, be a CS4 + Dreamweaver wizard and such. Yep, yep, and I'm staring with this book:


I'm on Chapter 3... "Processor types and specifications"

O_o. <<< :)

yep.

Yep, yep, yep

I knew this would happen.

I knew I’d make the mistake of falling for you

and sacrifice my pride for your pleasure

I wish I was stronger

but I’m not.

I knew I’d make the mistake of thinking you were falling for me

I feel like you tricked me

like you’re not allowed to suffer

and it all works out

in Disney movies

but not here, not when you play with real people.

Somehow you’ve managed to separate me from my soul

I’m disconnected with my intentions

which are bound to my intuitions

and which I’ve ignored.

And, lately, you’ve been playing these games with me

these fun little tic-tac-toe sessions

and I’m always the “x”

I feel like your target

I am, aren’t I?

I’m what you aimed for

and you bring me down

and you act like you like me,

and you confess love

when its sounds goods

and when it rolls off your tongue

and you hurt the non-person

this someone.

But, oh, I‘ve got to end it

it has to stop here

I seldom confront you on anything

and you’ve always been playing these games with me

and I’m bitter.

I wish I stood up for myself sooner,

instead of letting it build up and around

all that letting was time wasted.

I am a real person

and you don’t have to treat me like one

but, I do.