Wednesday, December 10, 2008

domain name wonderland.

so....i'm building a website. I've been talking about it for MONTHS, but i'd rather not type ideas here (as if anyone reads this)- just in case. You know,it's be like putting the ingredients to a secret sauce in a free bottle on my door step labeled "secret sauce."

Whatever. -_-


ANYWAYS.....yeah, I'm in the creation process of website-er-dom and I've basically been calling everyone that I know for help....WHY you ask? Because I'm basically computer illiterate in the world of website-creator-dom.


I'm no techy nerdy person who has changed their entire myspace to a single phrase that links to pics and blogs, I cannot hide my profile from you....I just cheat. I manipulate div overlays, and mix them. That only works sometimes. Other times, I copy and paste like nobody you've ever seen. Google Imaging cool backgrounds, and the like.


So this website thing, sucks.


And I need videos on it...EVERYWHERE.


But, IT WILL WORK. IT MUST WORK....cause I already bought the domain name...like....just now.


yep. and I can tell it to you, but I won't until I AT LEAST post "HI" on it in the top left corner in times new roman font.

...maybe I'll add a smiley face too, to smile at you while you stare into the blank white spaces of bandwidth that are contained within the perameters of my site; to smile at you while you contemplate returning for the awesomeness of a site not yet completely developed.


Yes, oh yes, when I post the "HI" and smiley in the top left corner of my site, I will let you visit it. Laugh if you must, but if you do, and it's a good, weird, 30-second laugh, video record it, and i'll add it to the site later.


these are the beginning adventures of:

jay




in dOMaiN nAmE wOnDERlaNd.


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